Crumb – Purple toilet water
Here’s a First-World problem. If there was a game show that rated these things, it might be The Ultimate First-World Problem. I’m embarrassed that it rose into my consciousness, but new-age teachers tell me that…

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Here’s a First-World problem. If there was a game show that rated these things, it might be The Ultimate First-World Problem. I’m embarrassed that it rose into my consciousness, but new-age teachers tell me that…